Gram-schmidt Memes

The real reason Neo took the red pill? Morpheus was secretly a linear algebra enthusiast. Instead of showing humans trapped in gooey pods, he just bored them to death with QR decomposition lectures. The Gram-Schmidt process isn't just orthogonalizing vectors—it's apparently the ultimate weapon against human consciousness! No need for robot overlords when you can simply inflict matrix factorization on unsuspecting victims. The true horror of The Matrix wasn't the machines harvesting humans for energy—it was forcing them to sit through linear algebra finals without coffee.