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Exponentially With What, Base e?

Math Academia Science

1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares

Exponentially With What, Base e?

Every math professor's internal monologue when someone says "our profits grew exponentially" without specifying the base or exponent. The mathematical rage is real! Exponential growth follows a specific pattern (y = bˣ), not just "it got bigger fast." The goose is all of us who've spent years teaching this concept only to hear it butchered in corporate meetings. Next time someone uses "exponentially" loosely, channel your inner angry waterfowl and demand the rate constant!

Pea Was An Option

Biology Evolution Science

3 months ago 8.2K views 0 shares

Pea Was An Option

This meme brilliantly combines Gregor Mendel's groundbreaking genetics work with the iconic "peace was never an option" goose meme! Mendel, the father of modern genetics, famously used pea plants for his inheritance experiments in the 1860s. He meticulously cross-bred thousands of pea plants to discover dominant and recessive traits, essentially founding genetics while armed with nothing but peas and patience. The knife-wielding goose with Mendel's face suggests that once he found his perfect experimental subject, there was no turning back—those peas were in for a scientific reckoning! The pun on "pea was an option" is just *chef's kiss* perfection. Imagine Mendel in his monastery garden, maniacally crossbreeding peas with the determination of a goose on a mission. Those dominant alleles never stood a chance!