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The Groundbreaking Tree Age Calculator

Biology Tech

1 month ago 30.7K views 0 shares

The Groundbreaking Tree Age Calculator

Google coming in with that mind-blowing tree age calculation technique! "If you know when the tree was planted, you can easily determine its age." Revolutionary stuff right there! 🌲🔍 It's like searching "how to know if water is wet" and getting "if you touch it and your finger gets moist, it's probably wet." Thanks Captain Obvious! This is peak circular reasoning that would make even the most patient dendrochronologist facepalm so hard they'd create a new growth ring.

That Ain't A Measurement Of Time...

Astronomy Physics Science Universe

9 months ago 18.3K views 0 shares

That Ain't A Measurement Of Time...

Google search suggestions trying to convert a light year to "years," "earth years," and "seconds" is the astronomical equivalent of trying to convert meters to pounds. Einstein and Hawking are literally having to be restrained from launching into a physics rage. A light year is distance , people—specifically 9.46 trillion kilometers that light travels in a year. Next thing you know, someone will be asking how many calories are in a parsec.

Even God Judges Your Chemistry Searches

Chemistry Science

10 months ago 13.4K views 0 shares

Even God Judges Your Chemistry Searches

Even God is judging your chemistry knowledge! The title "C≣C > :C=C:" is basically saying triple bonds are superior to double bonds. But searching for a quadruple carbon bond? That's crossing a line! Quadruple bonds don't naturally exist between carbon atoms - they max out at triple bonds. It's like trying to find a unicorn in your periodic table. Chemistry students everywhere are feeling this spiritual callout for those late-night desperate Google searches when homework is due in 10 minutes!