Gollum Memes

This Lord of the Rings / quantum physics crossover is pure genius! Bilbo (as Schrödinger) presents Gollum with the ultimate quantum riddle, and poor Gollum just can't grasp superposition. The cat exists in both states simultaneously until observed—it's not "alive" OR "dead," it's "alive AND dead." Gollum's binary thinking is no match for wave function collapse! Even in Middle Earth, you can't escape the weird reality that particles don't commit to a state until measured. The ultimate quantum flex: making Gollum's precious look simple compared to quantum indeterminacy.