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Carol Never Wore Her Safety Goggles

Carol Never Wore Her Safety Goggles
The darkest lab safety poster you'll ever see! Poor Carol skipped the first rule of chemistry lab and now she's navigating life with a walking stick. Remember kids, those dorky goggles aren't just a fashion statement—they're the thin plastic barrier between you and a lifetime of explaining to people that no, you can't read the menu because your corneas had a disagreement with hydrochloric acid. Next time your TA nags you about PPE, maybe don't roll your eyes... because you might need those later!

Safety Goggles Won't Save You From Uranium Snacks

Safety Goggles Won't Save You From Uranium Snacks
The ultimate lab safety punchline! Safety goggles protect your eyes, not your digestive tract from radioactive elements! Uranium is literally one of the most toxic heavy metals that emits ionizing radiation - but sure, those plastic eye shields will totally save you from internal radiation poisoning! It's like bringing a water pistol to a nuclear meltdown. The look of shock perfectly captures that moment when someone realizes that PPE has very specific protection parameters. Next time maybe try a lead-lined stomach instead of those stylish lab accessories!

The Goodest Lab Assistant

The Goodest Lab Assistant
Safety first, even for the furry chemists! This pup is taking lab protocols more seriously than most undergrads. Wearing protective goggles, booties, and even an ID badge - he's not just lab-compliant, he's lab-PAWFESSIONAL! 🧪🐶 While humans need PPE to protect from chemical splashes and hazardous materials, this doggo is rocking the whole ensemble like it's the latest canine couture. Let's be honest - if more lab assistants were this cute, we'd probably have discovered the cure for everything by now!

The Great Salt Water Apocalypse

The Great Salt Water Apocalypse
The dramatic overreaction to mixing salt and water without safety goggles is the perfect encapsulation of high school chemistry class theatrics! Chemistry teachers treat basic table salt dissolution like you're handling weapons-grade plutonium. Meanwhile, you're just standing there thinking, "It's literally just salt water... the same stuff in the ocean where people swim without hazmat suits." But hey, better safe than sorry — those sodium and chloride ions might team up and plan a revolt against your corneas. Safety first, common sense second!