Glucagon Memes

The pancreas conspiracy theorists have arrived! This brilliant parody mimics those ridiculous anti-science rants but with endocrinology as the target. As if our bodies' perfectly evolved glucose regulation system is some kind of Big Pharma scam. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming mitochondria are government surveillance devices. "Stop producing ATP! Energy was meant to be unregulated! Just eat more sugar instead of doing cellular respiration!" My favorite part? "Hello I would like HYPERGLYCEMIA please" – said no functioning pancreas ever. The diabetic community is probably reading this while giving their insulin shots the side-eye.