George dantzig Memes

The ultimate academic flex: showing up late, misunderstanding the assignment, and accidentally revolutionizing statistics. George Dantzig mistook two unsolved problems for homework and casually solved them because nobody told him they were impossible. Meanwhile, the rest of us struggle to remember the quadratic formula with an open textbook. This is like wandering into CERN, fiddling with some buttons, and accidentally discovering a fifth fundamental force while trying to make coffee. The moral? Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss—especially when it earns you a PhD and eternal mathematical fame.