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Physics Majors And Their Magnetic Personalities
Physics Earth-science Geology Science
18 days ago 19.6K views 0 shares
Physics Majors And Their Magnetic Personalities
That nerdy emoji is about to drop some serious geomagnetic truth bombs! The magnetic south pole isn't actually at Antarctica's geographic south pole - it's constantly wandering around and currently chilling near the coast of Antarctica. Plus, Earth's magnetic poles have completely flipped hundreds of times throughout history! Nothing like correcting someone's geography with obscure magnetosphere facts to really establish yourself as the life of the party.

The Bell Curve Of Scientific Pedantry
Earth-science Geology Science Physics
1 month ago 28.0K views 0 shares
The Bell Curve Of Scientific Pedantry
The bell curve of intelligence strikes again. Those with average IQs (the peak of the curve) confidently declare "Earth is a sphere." Meanwhile, both the lowest and highest IQ individuals insist "Earth is not a sphere." The difference? The low-IQ folks think it's flat, while the high-IQ intellectuals know it's technically an oblate spheroid—bulging at the equator due to rotation. Nothing like spending 8 years getting a PhD just to be the "well, actually" person at parties who can't let anyone enjoy simplified models of reality.

The Great Volcanic Cork Experiment
Geology Earth-science Engineering
6 months ago 16.5K views 0 shares
The Great Volcanic Cork Experiment
Someone just discovered the geological equivalent of putting a cork in a champagne bottle! The suggestion to plug a volcano with cement is hilariously missing the whole "magma under immense pressure" part of the equation. Volcanoes aren't just fancy lava dispensers—they're pressure release valves for the Earth's molten interior operating at temperatures exceeding 2000°F. That cement would either vaporize instantly or create the world's largest pressure cooker explosion. It's basically proposing to solve a bomb by putting your thumb over the fuse. Nature always finds a way... usually an explosive one!