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The Existential Crisis Of A Gastropod

Biology Science

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The Existential Crisis Of A Gastropod

The snail just found out it's basically a walking digestive system with extra parts! Imagine discovering your entire body is mostly dedicated to processing food and pooping. The diagram shows all the scientific labels of snail anatomy, and then there's our poor devastated snail below, literally crying after learning what's inside its shell. It's having an existential crisis realizing it's essentially a stomach with a foot! Honestly, if someone handed me my own anatomical diagram, I'd probably have the same reaction. Identity crisis level: gastropod!

Slugs: When Your Mass Units Are Literally Slimy

Physics Science Engineering

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Slugs: When Your Mass Units Are Literally Slimy

Behold the absurdity of imperial units! The English system uses "slug" as a unit of mass while the SI system sensibly uses kilograms. The joke is brilliantly illustrated with an actual slug (the gastropod) circled in red—because apparently measuring mass with garden creatures makes PERFECT scientific sense! 🤪 For the uninitiated lab rats among us: a slug is actually 32.2 pounds-mass or about 14.6 kg. It's the amount of mass that accelerates at 1 ft/s² when a force of 1 pound is applied. Why use something logical when you can measure with mollusks instead? *maniacal scientist laughter*