Gasoline Memes

Imagine gatekeeping so hard that you require people to have literal lead poisoning before you'll listen to them. This is tetraethyllead, the gasoline additive that was banned in most countries because it was, you know, turning everyone into neurotoxic zombies. Boomers grew up inhaling this stuff from car exhaust like it was a daily vitamin. The joke here is that dismissing Gen Z advice based on birth year is weak sauce compared to demanding your advisors have accumulated heavy metals in their bones from decades of leaded gasoline exposure. It's the ultimate "back in my day" flex—except "my day" involved environmental contamination that literally lowered IQ scores across entire populations. Fun fact: tetraethyllead was so toxic that the chemist who invented it, Thomas Midgley Jr., took a leave of absence from work due to lead poisoning. But sure, let's make having it in your system a prerequisite for wisdom. Nothing says "strong aura" like demanding your mentors have documented brain damage from industrial chemicals.