Gas giants Memes

The perfect blend of astronomical facts and catastrophic humor! Saturn's density is indeed so low (0.687 g/cm³) that it would theoretically float in water. But the meme takes a hilarious turn with that deadpan "We all will die" conclusion. Sure, dropping a gas giant into our ocean would cause *slightly* more than some waves - think planetary destruction, gravitational chaos, and the complete obliteration of Earth's ecosystem. Just your typical Tuesday science experiment gone wrong! Next time someone suggests testing Saturn's buoyancy in the Pacific, maybe suggest a bathtub model instead?

The cosmic shade being thrown in this planetary face-off is astronomical! Jupiter (left) gets called a "failed star" because it's mostly hydrogen and helium—the same stuff as stars—but lacks the mass to trigger nuclear fusion. Meanwhile, Saturn (right) is just chilling with its fabulous rings, never having to deal with such stellar identity crises. It's like Jupiter showing up to the cosmic party with "almost famous" energy while Saturn's like "I'm just here for the aesthetic." The size difference between these gas giants is also notable—Jupiter could fit about 3 Saturns inside it, yet still couldn't make the stellar cut. Talk about cosmic imposter syndrome!

This is a hilariously crude parody of Jupiter's actual layer composition! The gas giant really does have distinct layers - from its hydrogen-helium atmosphere to its possible rocky core - but someone decided to rename them with... uh... adult terminology. 😂 The scientific reality is much less R-rated: Jupiter consists primarily of hydrogen and helium with a theorized rocky/metallic core and different pressure zones creating distinct layers. The giant planet's composition is fascinating without the inappropriate labels!