The sequence 1, 3, 5, 7 is clearly an arithmetic progression with a common difference of 2, so the next number should be 9. But no, some mathematical terrorist decided to fit a 4th degree polynomial to these points and calculate f(5), resulting in the monstrous 217341. This is the mathematical equivalent of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly. The Doge meme with its "very logic" and "such function" commentary perfectly captures the absurdity that mathematicians deal with daily. Non-mathematicians think we enjoy this kind of overcomplicated nonsense. We don't. We're just too dead inside to complain anymore.