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The Absolute Value Of Attraction

The Absolute Value Of Attraction
The mathematical punchline we never knew we needed! This genius connects the absolute value function in math with... dating preferences? 🤓 Just like |x| transforms both positive and negative numbers into positive results, the "smash function" apparently works the same way on opposites! Whether something's easy or hard, the "smash" operation yields identical outputs - truly a mathematical breakthrough of questionable academic rigor but impeccable humor. The proof is elegantly constructed: if easy ≠ hard, but easy_smash = hard_smash, then smash(x) must be an absolute value-like function that maps all inputs to non-negative results. QED and possibly TMI.

Not Everything Lives In The Cartesian Plane!

Not Everything Lives In The Cartesian Plane!
Oh the mathematical trauma ! 😱 Calculus students get the cute simplified definition of continuity: "can you draw it without lifting your pencil?" Meanwhile, topology students are drowning in epsilon-delta neighborhoods and topological spaces! It's like explaining a sandwich as "bread with stuff" versus "a culinary construction consisting of various edible substrates arranged in vertical formation with protein and vegetation intermediaries." The topology student's tears are REAL—they've seen the mathematical abyss and it stares back with neighborhoods and open sets! Poor souls are forever changed by knowing what ACTUALLY lurks beneath those innocent-looking continuous functions!

The Unchangeable Exponential Boyfriend

The Unchangeable Exponential Boyfriend
The mathematical irony here is just *chef's kiss*! The woman labeled with the derivative symbol (d/dx) saying "I will change him" while the guy is literally marked as "e^x" is pure calculus comedy gold. For those who skipped differential equations: when you take the derivative of e^x, you get... e^x! It remains completely unchanged! So her ambitious relationship plans are mathematically doomed from the start. Some functions just can't be transformed, no matter how hard you differentiate them.

Cringe Piecewise Notation Vs Chad Purely Arithmetic Function

Cringe Piecewise Notation Vs Chad Purely Arithmetic Function
The mathematical glow-up we never knew we needed! The top shows the Collatz Conjecture written as a clunky piecewise function that's basically saying "if n is even, divide by 2; if n is odd, multiply by 3 and add 1." But the bottom? Pure mathematical elegance! Someone figured out how to express the EXACT SAME THING in one beautiful, compact formula. It's like watching someone solve a Rubik's cube in 5 seconds after you've been struggling for hours. Mathematicians literally get goosebumps over this kind of elegant simplification. The single-line formula is basically mathematical poetry—concise, powerful, and making the first version look like it's still using training wheels!

When Your MATLAB Function Sounds NSFW

When Your MATLAB Function Sounds NSFW
Whoever named this MATLAB function knew exactly what they were doing. Engineering students staring at "cumtrapz" at 3AM after their 7th cup of coffee are either going to burst out laughing or question their life choices. The function performs "Cumulative trapezoidal numerical integration" but let's be honest, nobody remembers that part. They just remember sending screenshots to their friends with "look what MATLAB is making me do tonight!" The real math happens after you're done giggling like a 12-year-old.

Mathematical Tan Lines

Mathematical Tan Lines
Behold! The nerdiest beach souvenir ever! While others return with boring regular tan lines, this mathematical maverick came back with the actual tangent function drawn on their arm! 🏖️ For the uninitiated, that squiggly purple line is the graph of y = tan(x), which goes to infinity at regular intervals - much like my enthusiasm for calculus jokes! The perfect pun for when you're simultaneously into trigonometry AND getting vitamin D. Now THAT'S what I call a calculated sunbathing session!

My Favorite Point Discontinuity

My Favorite Point Discontinuity
Look at that lonely point, floating in mathematical space, detached from its curve like a student who skipped all the lectures and showed up only for the final. That's not just a discontinuity—that's a mathematical middle finger to the concept of continuity itself. Nothing says "I reject your reality and substitute my own" quite like a function that decides to take a random vacation from its expected path. Calculus students everywhere are having nervous breakdowns just looking at this. The function is smooth sailing until—SURPRISE—it's not! It's the mathematical equivalent of ghosting someone mid-conversation.

Happy Function

Happy Function
The math function literally forms a smiley face! That integral of arcsin(sin(x)) turns into this beautiful mathematical expression that, when graphed, creates the universal symbol of happiness. It's like the function is saying "I solved myself and now I'm grinning about it." Mathematicians spend years learning calculus just to discover that equations have a better sense of humor than most people.

The Distributive Property Of Internet Despair

The Distributive Property Of Internet Despair
The mathematical madness is REAL! Someone took "yoof (yikes + oof)" and applied the distributive property like it's a legitimate function, breaking it down step by step until it becomes "efiko²sy² + f²o⁴y" - which hilariously looks like actual math but is complete nonsense! The original poster's allergic reaction to this mathematical abomination is the perfect punchline. It's like watching someone solve for x when x = pure chaos. The brain melts when mathematical principles collide with internet expressions! *adjusts safety goggles while cackling maniacally*

If I Had A Nickel For Every Nickel

If I Had A Nickel For Every Nickel
The mathematical genius strikes again! This is what happens when you take a common expression and apply formal math to it. The function T(n) = 2n perfectly represents "if I had a nickel for every nickel I had" - for each nickel (n), you'd end up with twice that amount (2n). It's recursive wealth generation at its finest! Next up: solving "if I had a penny for every thought" (warning: results may overflow integer limits).

Why Would Anyone Defile A Sine Wave Bowl?

Why Would Anyone Defile A Sine Wave Bowl?
The ultimate scientific betrayal - eating oatmeal from a bowl decorated with the sine wave function! That's like solving differential equations on napkins at a wedding. The mathematical integrity of that bowl is completely compromised by filling it with mushy breakfast. Those sine waves deserve respect, not to be degraded by housing lukewarm porridge! Next thing you know, people will be drinking coffee from Klein bottles and using Möbius strips as bread plates. The physics community is shaking.

The Only Option

The Only Option
The mathematical pun is killing me! It's presenting "(1 wisely)" as the only option when told to "choose wisely" - which is literally just "1" being chosen wisely. It's a brilliant play on mathematical notation where (1 wisely) looks like a function argument. Every mathematician is silently chuckling at this while non-math people are wondering why we find parentheses so amusing. The perfect intersection of dad jokes and calculus class humor!