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My Crimes Have Both Direction And Magnitude

My Crimes Have Both Direction And Magnitude
First day of physics class and you're already being assaulted by terms like "vectors" while your brain is still in summer mode. The title is a brilliant play on Vector's catchphrase from Despicable Me ("committing crimes with both direction AND magnitude!") mixed with the existential dread of every freshman who thought physics would be "fun." Spoiler alert: by week three, you'll be drawing free-body diagrams in your sleep and unconsciously calculating the trajectory of your falling self-esteem.

My First Lab Day

My First Lab Day
First day in the lab is basically a foreign language immersion program! The seasoned lab staff casually drops "desiccator" like it's everyday vocabulary while your brain goes into full panic mode. For the newbies: a desiccator is just a fancy container that keeps stuff dry (not a Star Trek weapon or exotic dinosaur species). That moment when you're smiling and nodding while secretly planning to Google everything later is a universal lab initiation ritual! The transition from textbook science to actual lab work hits harder than a nitrogen tank to the toe.

Crushing Dreams And Physics Reality Since Day One

Crushing Dreams And Physics Reality Since Day One
Physics professors really do wake up and choose violence on day one! ๐Ÿ˜‚ That moment when they crush childhood fantasies AND physics intuition in one fell swoop. "No air resistance" is basically the physics equivalent of "once upon a time" โ€“ a magical phrase that transforms messy reality into perfect mathematical wonderlands where bowling balls and feathers fall at the same rate. It's that special moment when students realize their entire physics education will happen in a frictionless vacuum where spherical cows roam free!

Engineering Professor's Terrifying First Day Speech

Engineering Professor's Terrifying First Day Speech
Engineering professors really know how to make a first impression! That moment when they proudly announce their course will crush your soul and only 30% will survive... meanwhile your anxiety-riddled brain is already calculating how many all-nighters it'll take to be in that 30%. The internal scream of "Will you shut up man" is basically the engineering student's mantra by week two. The professor hasn't even handed out the syllabus yet and you're already contemplating if you should have majored in philosophy instead!