The eternal conflict between relationships and scientific equipment! Someone just dropped $15,000 on a Takahashi refractor telescope instead of, you know, discussing it with their partner first. The panicked texts from "Babe" followed by the hopeful "Is it what I think it is?" (spoiler: it's not engagement rings, it's an expensive astronomy tube) perfectly captures the financial priorities of astronomy enthusiasts. Nothing says "I love you" like obliterating the joint checking account for superior light-gathering capabilities! Relationship status: It's complicated... with excellent magnification.