Fidget spinners Memes

Those aren't fidget spinners, buddy. That's the universal symbol for radioactive materials on those barrels. Confusing the two is how you end up with superpowers... or more realistically, acute radiation syndrome. Nothing says "failed science class" quite like mistaking nuclear waste for a trendy desk toy. The half-life of uranium-235 is 700 million years, but the half-life of this person's scientific literacy was apparently about 45 minutes.