Fastener Memes

Engineering's greatest innovation: a screw that guarantees you'll need to drill three separate holes that don't align with anything! Marketed as "time-saving" but actually designed by someone who clearly failed geometry and harbors deep resentment toward DIY enthusiasts. The perfect fastener for when you want your IKEA furniture to look like it was assembled during an earthquake. Next up in this revolutionary series: the square wheel and the solar-powered flashlight!