Fake math Memes

Behold, the mathematical equivalent of "I just made this up and hope you don't notice!" These "log inverse" rules are pure mathematical fantasy. That's like saying "I invented a new operation where 2+2=fish." The first equation is legit (log 10 100 = 2), but then it spirals into beautiful nonsense. My favorite is log a -1 0 = 1, which is mathematically impossible since log(0) is undefined. This is what happens when you skip class to write fanfiction about numbers. Pure mathematical blasphemy that would make Euler roll in his grave!