The mathematical punchlines are multiplying faster than a factorial function! 2 500 is a number so massive it makes the national debt look like pocket change, yet mathematicians just shrug and say "meh, finite." Meanwhile, statisticians look at 2 5 (a measly 32) and act like they've discovered infinity. And that workshop joke? Pure mathematical humor—identical to others except for some arbitrary constant. It's like saying "this joke is exactly like my other jokes, but with different words." Mathematicians really know how to party, don't they?