Even numbers Memes

Number 2 asking other even numbers if they can be prime together is mathematical rejection at its finest. Poor 2 doesn't realize it's the only even prime number in existence. Every other even number is divisible by 2, making them composite by definition. That firm "No" from 2 is basically saying, "Sorry buddy, I'm exclusive. It's not you, it's your divisibility properties."

The internal screaming of every math major when someone makes a fundamentally incorrect statement about numbers! In discrete mathematics, zero is absolutely an even number because it satisfies the definition perfectly: any integer divisible by 2 with no remainder. Since 0 = 2 × 0, it fits the criteria flawlessly. That moment when your basic math knowledge transforms casual conversations into mental torture sessions. You want to correct them, but you'll sound like a pedantic nightmare. The struggle is real for anyone who's ventured beyond arithmetic into the beautiful, maddening world of mathematical rigor!

The mathematical "proof" here is gloriously wrong in the most delightful way. Someone's claiming that only 1/3 of numbers are even by... randomly arranging some integers and declaring victory. Meanwhile, actual mathematicians are screaming internally because even and odd integers exist in equal quantities—for every n, there's both 2n and 2n+1. It's like proving the Earth is flat by standing in your backyard with a level. The confidence-to-competence ratio here is off the charts.