Behold! Your digital existence is accelerating the heat death of the universe, one kilobyte at a time! Every TikTok scroll, Netflix binge, and pointless email you save is contributing to entropy's grand scheme. That "stonks" arrow pointing to "kB/h" (kilobytes per hour) isn't just measuring your data consumption—it's tracking your personal contribution to cosmic thermodynamic doom! Your memes and cat videos are literally warming up server farms across the planet. Congratulations, digital citizen! You're not just wasting time online—you're helping speed up the universe's inevitable thermal equilibrium with STYLE! *twirls imaginary mustache*