Forget optimism vs pessimism! Why worry about a glass being half full when the mind-blowing reality is that everything—the water, air, glass, and even YOU—is mostly empty space! 🤯 That's right! Atoms are like tiny solar systems with electrons orbiting a nucleus, but the space between them makes up 99.9999% of matter's volume. So that existential crisis you're having? It's technically happening in mostly nothing! Next time someone asks if you're a glass-half-full person, hit 'em with "Actually, I'm a glass-barely-exists person" and watch their brain short-circuit. Quantum physics: making regular problems disappear since 1900!