Ellipse Memes

The area of an ellipse? Simple. Just π times the semi-major and semi-minor axes. Easy peasy. But the perimeter? That's where mathematics decides to punish your optimism with a horrifying integral that makes grown mathematicians weep silently into their coffee. It's like expecting to solve a basic geometry problem and suddenly finding yourself in a calculus nightmare with no escape. The mathematical equivalent of opening what you thought was the broom closet and discovering it's actually a portal to the seventh circle of hell.