Electromagnetic spectrum Memes

Nothing like an existential physics crisis to ruin your perfectly good donut break. What we call "blue" is just our brain's way of saying "Hey, that's about 450-495 nanometers of electromagnetic radiation!" Colors exist only in the wet electric meat between our ears. The universe is just vibing with different wavelengths while our brains are the real artists, painting reality with made-up sensations. Next time someone compliments your eye color, just respond with "thanks, it's all in your head" and watch the friendship dissolve faster than sodium in water.

Look at Winnie the Pooh evolving from a honey-loving simpleton to a color theory connoisseur! Regular folks call it "yellow," but intellectuals prefer "antiblue" because we just can't resist making simple concepts unnecessarily complex. It's like when physicists call darkness the "absence of photons" or when chemists say water is "dihydrogen monoxide" at dinner parties. The sophisticated bear knows that flexing your scientific vocabulary is the real power move in academia. Who needs clarity when you can sound pretentious instead?