Eastern philosophy Memes

String theorists lying awake at 3 AM wondering if the universe is actually made of tiny vibrating strings, while Jainism casually dropped the "no single statement can describe reality" bomb 2500 years ago. Physics PhDs spending decades on equations while ancient philosophers were like "reality is beyond complete description, deal with it." The irony of seeking a Theory of Everything when Eastern philosophy already warned us that's literally impossible. Sweet dreams, theoretical physicists!