Drug design Memes

Behold, the "breakthrough" drug that looks like someone let a toddler loose with the periodic table. This monstrosity contains everything from gold to xenon because apparently cancer cells will be too confused to replicate when hit with this chemical chaos. Side effects include: your pharmacist having an existential crisis, your insurance company laughing hysterically at your claim, and the possibility that it might actually turn you into a superhero. Pharma companies be like: "This will cost $50,000 per dose and we named it Complexiva™."