Behold! The mighty MÖLE-CULES , sons of Atomius, dance through the cosmic void! And lo, the noble PÄRTICLES , blessed by Poseidon's quantum trident, vibrate between dimensions! Science lectures would be 300% more engaging if delivered with the dramatic flair of an ancient epic. Picture your professor in a toga, dramatically pausing before revealing the sacred bonds of hydrogen as if unveiling Zeus's thunderbolt! I'm signing this petition faster than an electron jumps energy levels. Science + theatrical gravitas = the education reform we truly deserve!