Diophantine Memes

Congratulations! You've encountered the rare fruit-based mathematical puzzle that's somehow harder than proving the Riemann hypothesis. The equation suggests apple + mango = orange, while the bottom shows apple, mango, orange, pineapple ∈ N (meaning they're all natural numbers), with pineapple > 2. It's essentially a system of Diophantine equations disguised as produce. The 99.9% statistic is generous—even my calculator just threw itself out the window. The only people solving this are either Fields Medalists or those who realize it's completely made up to make you feel inadequate about your fruit-counting abilities.