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Heavy Water, Lightweight Logic
Chemistry Physics Science
4 days ago 2.9K views 0 shares
Heavy Water, Lightweight Logic
The molecular confusion is real! D₂O (heavy water) contains deuterium instead of regular hydrogen, making it about 10% heavier than normal water. But drinking it won't make you gain weight any more than regular water would - that's not how mass transfer works! The confusion between chemical properties and nutritional impact is peak scientific misunderstanding. Heavy water is actually mildly toxic in large amounts, so this weight gain plan would backfire spectacularly. Chemistry doesn't care about your fitness goals!

Deuterium + Tritium Got Some Serious Heat Though
Physics Engineering Science Research
10 days ago 3.4K views 0 shares
Deuterium + Tritium Got Some Serious Heat Though
Nuclear fusion enthusiasts know the struggle! Trying to fuse two deuterium atoms is like trying to push two magnets together—they resist until you apply ridiculous amounts of energy. Meanwhile, deuterium + tritium is the power couple of fusion reactions, requiring temperatures of "only" 100 million degrees instead of the billion+ for deuterium-deuterium fusion. It's basically the cheat code of nuclear physics. The sun gets away with D-D fusion because it has the mass of 333,000 Earths squeezing those atoms together. Talk about performance pressure!

The Literal PhD In Organic Chemistry
Chemistry Academia Science Research Lab-life
1 month ago 10.6K views 0 shares
The Literal PhD In Organic Chemistry
Behold the ultimate chemistry dad joke! The meme shows someone bragging about having a PhD in organic chemistry, but then "The PhD" is literally just a benzene ring with a deuterium atom (D) attached to it. It's a brilliant chemical pun because "Ph" is the symbol for a phenyl group (a benzene ring) and "D" is deuterium - so "PhD" is literally "Ph-D" - a deuterated benzene molecule! Four years of grad school reduced to a single chemical structure. Chemists everywhere are simultaneously groaning and sending this to their research groups right now!