Detox Memes

The ultimate biological mic drop on detox culture! While everyone's busy buying $80 juice cleanses, your body's like "I've been doing this for 300 million years, thanks." Your liver processes toxins through a complex series of enzymatic reactions (phase I and II detoxification), while your kidneys filter about 180 liters of blood daily. These metabolic powerhouses don't need activated charcoal smoothies—they need you to drink water and not poison yourself excessively. Nature already engineered the perfect detox system when mammals evolved, and it comes standard with your body. No subscription required!

Your body's actual detox squad—kidneys and liver—sitting silently in the corner while influencers rave about $70 juice cleanses that do absolutely nothing. The irony is magnificent. Your liver is processing toxins 24/7 without asking for Instagram followers or selling you overpriced lemon water. Meanwhile, the wellness industry has convinced people their intestines need "cleansing" as if evolution forgot to install that feature. Next time someone tries selling you a detox tea, remember your kidneys are already filtering your blood like absolute champions without charging you a monthly subscription fee.