Density functional theory Memes

Forget gender reveals with balloons and cake! The real intellectuals use quantum mechanics and density functional theory! 🤓 On the left, we've got coupled-cluster equations describing "SHE" - because obviously nothing says "feminine" like exponential operators! Meanwhile, "HE" gets the full density functional theory treatment on the right - because boys are all about that electron density, am I right? Dating in physics grad school be like: "Are you a Hartree-Fock approximation? Because I'd like to correlate with you!" *adjusts lab goggles nervously*