Defying Memes

Physics says objects shouldn't be able to climb vertical surfaces without proper friction or adhesion mechanisms. Meanwhile, mountain goats are out here defying gravity like they've never heard of Newton. Their hooves have specialized pads that create micro-suction on tiny rock ledges invisible to us, turning "impossible" cliff faces into casual afternoon strolls. Gravity is just a suggestion when you've evolved to parkour on mountains for millions of years. The laws of physics apply to everyone except these rebellious ungulates who clearly didn't read the textbook.