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Design A Real Board, Ya Bum

Design A Real Board, Ya Bum
The classic engineering dad vs. PCB designer showdown. In electronics, a proper circuit board typically needs 4+ layers for signal integrity, power planes, and ground isolation. This poor soul bragging about his 2-layer designs is like showing up to CERN with a potato battery. The father's reaction is every senior engineer who's had to fix a junior's "simplified" design that inevitably causes electromagnetic interference across three counties.

When Dad's Science Degree Comes From Memes

When Dad's Science Degree Comes From Memes
That moment when your kid asks about solar eclipses and your brain short-circuits! Dad's two-word explanation is technically correct but hilariously insufficient. It's like explaining quantum physics with just "small stuff." The panicked look says it all—he's frantically searching his memory banks for that one astronomy documentary he half-watched three years ago. Parents everywhere are nodding in solidarity while astronomers are screaming internally. Hey, at least he didn't make up some wild theory about sky dragons eating the sun!

Engine Goes Brrrrrr

Engine Goes Brrrrrr
Four years of engineering education culminates in the profound diagnosis: "The engine is made out of engine." The gap between theoretical knowledge and practical application has never been so beautifully illustrated. Knowing the Carnot cycle doesn't help when your dad expects you to figure out why the car is making that weird noise. In the lab, we call this the "academic-to-reality conversion efficiency" - typically hovering around 0.001%.