Cynicism Memes

The mathematical attraction equation quickly solved! Girl tweets math skills = sexy, but our cynical responder derives the true function: f(compliment) = homework help . Classic academic exploitation theorem that's been empirically verified since calculus was invented. The number of relationships formed under this pretense approaches infinity, while genuine math appreciation remains stubbornly close to zero. Next week: how to recognize when someone's just trying to access your brain's computational power without offering proper citation.