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The Calculus Curve Catastrophe

Math Academia

2 months ago 10.6K views 0 shares

The Calculus Curve Catastrophe

The mathematical betrayal is real! Students desperately hoping for grade salvation through a curve, only to discover that calculus professors have a twisted sense of humor. "Will there be a curve on the test?" isn't about grading—it's literally about derivatives, integrals, and all those sadistic functions that haunt our nightmares. The professor's smug "it'll have lots of curves on it" response is the academic equivalent of watching your GPA plummet in real-time. Differential equations have never felt so personally offensive.

And The 20% Was The Highest In The Class

Academia Science

6 months ago 6.9K views 0 shares

And The 20% Was The Highest In The Class

The beautiful evolution of academic standards in STEM. First year: tears over a 70%. Fourth year: smugly celebrating a 20% because the professor's quantum field theory exam was so incomprehensible that even getting your name right earned you 15%. The curve is your only friend now. Survival of the least destroyed.