Ct-scan Memes

Someone just discovered that CT stands for "Computed Tomography" but their brain immediately went to "City Tomography" instead. Because why use a multi-million dollar medical imaging device to look inside human bodies when you could scan entire cities for suspicious activity? Forget healthcare—we're talking full-scale urban surveillance with X-rays! The grandfather paradox just got a medical twist. Instead of worrying about accidentally preventing your own birth, you're now concerned about whether TSA-level security at city gates would create a stable timeline. Honestly, using a CT scanner on city entrances is the most expensive, radiation-heavy, and wildly impractical security measure ever conceived. But hey, at least you'd get detailed cross-sectional images of everyone's luggage... and internal organs... and probably a lawsuit.