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Flawless Plan

Tech Physics Science

3 months ago 20.4K views 0 shares

Flawless Plan

Blockchain too slow? No problem. Just casually break physics by accelerating Earth to light speed using "rotational acceleration rockets." The time dilation will make those Bitcoin transactions feel instantaneous! Never mind that we'd all be pancaked against the planet's surface. But hey, anything for faster crypto, right? The Lorentz equation doesn't lie - if you're willing to ignore literally every other law of physics. Typical crypto solution: if your technology doesn't work, just rewrite reality.

Fungible Token Collector

Biology

8 months ago 21.3K views 0 shares

Fungible Token Collector

The mycological wordplay here is simply exquisite. While crypto bros are busy collecting NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens), this fungi enthusiast prefers their NFTs as Nature's Fungiform Terrestrials. The irony is delicious—much like some of these mushrooms might be, though I wouldn't recommend testing that hypothesis without proper identification. Just another day in the field where the only tokens we collect require gloves and a field guide.