Crypto Memes

Blockchain too slow? No problem. Just casually break physics by accelerating Earth to light speed using "rotational acceleration rockets." The time dilation will make those Bitcoin transactions feel instantaneous! Never mind that we'd all be pancaked against the planet's surface. But hey, anything for faster crypto, right? The Lorentz equation doesn't lie - if you're willing to ignore literally every other law of physics. Typical crypto solution: if your technology doesn't work, just rewrite reality.