Crowdsourcing Memes

Oh great, another "let's crowdsource physics" experiment! Because clearly what the Standard Model needs is a Reddit-style popularity contest. Next up: renaming the "strange" quark to "Quarky McQuarkface" and giving the Higgs boson a little smiley face. Physicists spent 50+ years developing this elegant framework of fundamental particles, and now some internet joker wants to let random commenters redesign it. What could possibly go wrong? I'm sure whoever gets the most upvotes has a deeper understanding of quantum chromodynamics than those Nobel laureates who actually discovered these particles. Maybe we should also let TikTok decide the value of Planck's constant while we're at it!