Costume Memes

Finally! A Halloween costume for the math nerds who understand that to a topologist, everything is just a fancy donut! 🍩 This brilliant costume package shows why topologists see the world differently - to them, a coffee mug and a donut are literally the same thing (they both have exactly one hole!). The shirt with 3 holes, pants with 7 holes, socks and coffee cup are all just different "genus" objects that can be continuously deformed into each other without tearing or gluing. Pro tip: If you wear this to a math department party, you'll either be crowned king of the nerds or politely asked to leave for making topology jokes all night. Worth it either way!

Behold! The most mathematically accurate costume ever created! The "costume left as an exercise for the viewer" is pure genius—it's the Halloween equivalent of those textbook problems where professors suddenly decide your education is better served by you figuring it out yourself. Just imagine showing up to a party in an empty package and telling everyone you're dressed as "the solution to a complex equation." The blank space perfectly represents the existential void mathematicians stare into daily! Even better—it comes in "one size fits most" because, like mathematical proofs, some people will never get it!