Cosmological constant Memes

Einstein really said "I need to stabilize this universe real quick" and invented a whole cosmological constant to keep his equations from predicting cosmic expansion. Then Hubble comes along with his telescope and proves the universe IS expanding, making Einstein call it his "greatest blunder." The Mona Lisa with those cool shades is basically Einstein trying to look unbothered while secretly panicking that his math was wrong. That sparkly hand wave? Just casually adding a fudge factor to the fundamental equations of spacetime. No big deal.