Cosmic naming Memes

Scientists: "Let's name this cosmic collision of two massive galaxies something that reflects the profound nature of celestial mechanics!" Reddit: "ANDY WINS BY A LANDSLIDE! 🤣" This is peak internet democracy at work! In 6 billion years, our descendants (if they haven't been vaporized in the galactic merger) will look up at the night sky and see... Andy. Not Milkdromeda. Not some fancy scientific name. Just... Andy. The cosmic equivalent of naming your pet dinosaur "Steve." Honestly, this is why we can't have nice things in the universe!