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Cosmic Inflation Be Like

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Cosmic Inflation Be Like

The universe's recipe for existence apparently includes "Hyper-Mix" (gluten-free at t=0), "Black Hol-ios" (guaranteed weight loss!), and "Cosmic Baking Soda." That blob-shaped cosmic chef is dumping the entire jar of baking soda after the last batch of universe collapsed. Typical. Cosmic inflation theory suggests our universe expanded exponentially in its first fraction of a second—basically like bread dough if you used the entire jar of baking soda. No wonder space-time is so fluffy.

Cosmic Inflation: The Rule 34 Of Physics

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6 months ago 26.6K views 0 shares

Cosmic Inflation: The Rule 34 Of Physics

Physics has all these elegant equations describing reality, but cosmic inflation? That's just "Rule 34" - if it exists, there's an equation for it. The universe expanded faster than my grad students disappear when there are dishes in the lab sink. Those fancy formulas scattered across space are just physicists showing off that they can make the universe's expansion look mathematically sexy. Meanwhile, dark energy is sitting in the corner like "you haven't even figured me out yet, amateurs."