Correction Memes

Engineers claiming they don't have time to correct you, then immediately backtracking because their brains physically cannot allow inaccuracies to exist in the universe. It's like watching someone try to resist scratching a mosquito bite while sitting in a sauna. The internal struggle is real - they'd rather miss a deadline than let you walk away thinking torque is measured in joules. The obsessive need for precision is both their superpower and their kryptonite. Engineers don't just build bridges - they build arguments about why your understanding of cantilever physics is fundamentally flawed.