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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Cornea Memes

Posts tagged with Cornea

'Tis But A Splash"

Chemistry Lab-life Academia
1 year ago 25.0K views 0 shares
'Tis But A Splash"
The perfect combination of panic and forced composure. Nothing says "I'm following safety protocols" like pretending your cornea isn't currently being dissolved while your instructor watches. Pro tip: emergency eyewash stations aren't just decorative lab features. That burning sensation? Just your cells experiencing an impromptu pH experiment. The real lab report will be the ophthalmologist's notes.

Eye Can't Believe How Cornea This Is

Biology Medicine Science
1 year ago 22.9K views 0 shares
Eye Can't Believe How Cornea This Is
I see what you did there! The meme plays on the word "cornea" - the transparent front part of your eye. Body puns are "corny" (groan-worthy), but eye puns are "cornea" (even worse). This is the kind of anatomical wordplay that makes biologists snort coffee through their nose during department meetings. Next time you're at the optometrist and they ask "better 1 or 2?" just reply "I can't decide, they're both equally cornea." They definitely haven't heard that one before.

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