Cooling Memes

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Why Tf Would He Say This

Why Tf Would He Say This
Technically, submerging your laptop in cold water would cool it down... permanently. This fake quote perfectly captures the internet's obsession with turning scientists into meme-worthy advice dispensers. It's like attributing "The floor is made of floor" to Einstein. The beauty is that for one glorious second, some poor undergraduate somewhere is thinking, "Wait, did he actually say that?" before their brain cells collectively facepalm.

Conservation Of Energy Is Not Real, Boys

Conservation Of Energy Is Not Real, Boys
Physics professors: "Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed." Meanwhile, ChatGPT's servers vaporizing 1000 liters of cooling water into the void dimension every time you ask it to explain why your crush isn't texting back. The First Law of AI Thermodynamics: Conservation of Energy applies to everything except data centers, which convert electricity directly into existential dread and slightly warmer oceans.

When Thermodynamics Ruins Your Road Trip

When Thermodynamics Ruins Your Road Trip
That moment when your passenger suddenly questions why fans cool you down when they're technically increasing molecular kinetic energy. The secret is evaporative cooling – as sweat evaporates from your skin, it takes heat with it. The moving air accelerates this process, creating the cooling sensation. The title equation (E=3KT/2) is the average kinetic energy of a gas molecule at temperature T – which is precisely what's making the driver's brain short-circuit. Nothing ruins a casual car ride like an impromptu thermodynamics lecture.