Mathematicians never just see a soda can—they see ∫oda ! The joke is that "S" looks like an integral symbol (∫), so when you take it away from "Soda," you're left with "oa + C" which mimics the format of solving an integral where C is the constant of integration. Math nerds are literally seeing integrals EVERYWHERE, even in their beverages! Their brains are so calculus-wired they can't even enjoy a refreshing drink without thinking about antiderivatives. Next time you're thirsty, remember: it's not just hydration, it's an opportunity for mathematical hallucinations!