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The Original Wireless Transmission Device

Tech Engineering

1 year ago 31.1K views 0 shares

The Original Wireless Transmission Device

Before fiber optics and satellites, engineers were like "how do we send data?" Meanwhile, this good boy is ready with the original cone-based technology. Who needs 5G when you've got B-A-R-K transmission? The cone amplifies signals by approximately 100% more guilt when they want treats. Scientists estimate this doggo can broadcast "dinner time" messages across neighborhoods with 99.9% reliability. Still more effective than most Zoom calls.

That's Where I Use The Advanced Technique Called Skipping The Question

Math Academia Science

1 year ago 25.9K views 0 shares

That's Where I Use The Advanced Technique Called Skipping The Question

Ever notice how math textbooks have a sadistic streak? First panel: "Find the volume of a cone." Simple enough. Second panel: "None of the values are divisible by 3 or 7." And just like that, your elegant π·r²·h/3 formula becomes utterly useless against numbers clearly designed by someone who hates students. The true skill in mathematics isn't calculation—it's knowing when to strategically abandon ship and move to the next problem. The formula may be 1/3·π·r²·h, but the real formula is "skip question, preserve sanity."