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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Concert Memes

Posts tagged with Concert

It's Pejorative!

Engineering Tech
8 months ago 31.8K views 0 shares
It's Pejorative!
The difference between "audio engineer" and "sound guy" is about $60,000 in student loans and a vocabulary that includes words like "pejorative." Next time you're at a concert, try telling the person adjusting levels that they have "suboptimal equalization in the mid-range frequencies" instead of "the vocals sound muddy." Watch their face light up with validation for that expensive degree!

Absolute Zero Crowd Control

Physics Science
1 year ago 17.1K views 0 shares
Absolute Zero Crowd Control
This meme is playing with absolute zero physics (-273.15°C) where atomic motion essentially stops. The joke is that even at this temperature, where atoms should be completely still, this person is complaining they're "not seeing enough movement" - like a demanding concert performer unsatisfied with the crowd's energy. It's the ultimate physics nerd joke because atoms at absolute zero still have quantum zero-point energy, but this guy wants them to party harder! Basically telling the fundamental laws of thermodynamics to step it up a notch.

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