Composition Memes

Posts tagged with Composition

The Transitive Property Of Banana-ness

The Transitive Property Of Banana-ness
The classic logical fallacy that would make your philosophy professor cry and your biology teacher facepalm simultaneously! This meme showcases the "transitive property of nonsense" where if A = B in one aspect, and B = C in that same aspect, then clearly A = C in all aspects. By this impeccable reasoning, I'm also 75% cucumber, rainstorm, and coconut water. Next time someone asks for your species on a form, just write "Ambulatory Fruit Salad" and cite this meme as peer-reviewed evidence.

Mass Spectrometry Be Like

Mass Spectrometry Be Like
That moment when your mass spec results come back and you've somehow created a human being from your sample! The machine's just casually listing off elements like a grocery receipt - "55 carbon, 55 iron, oh and 100 sodium because apparently your sample REALLY likes salt." Meanwhile the machine detected 155 hydrogen because your sample was probably crying from lab stress. Every analytical chemist knows the feeling of staring at unexpected results with that exact same shocked expression. Just another day of turning molecules into numbers and occasionally discovering you've accidentally analyzed your lunch instead of your research sample!

Fog And Function: A Mathematical Identity Crisis

Fog And Function: A Mathematical Identity Crisis
The peak of mathematical humor right here! The top image shows a foggy road and the mathematical notation f(g(x)) - literally "fog of x" or function g inside function f. When asked to spot the difference, the response is spot on - they ARE the same picture! It's a brilliant composition equation where fog = f(g(x)). This is the kind of nerdy wordplay that makes mathematicians snort coffee through their noses during calculus lectures. Once you see it, you can never unsee it. Function composition has never been this hilarious!

When Math Meets Music: The Unsimplified Truth

When Math Meets Music: The Unsimplified Truth
Musicians aren't bad at math - they're just playing by different rules! In music notation, 6/8 time isn't a fraction waiting to be simplified to 3/4. It tells you there are 6 eighth notes per measure, creating a completely different rhythmic feel than 3/4 time (which has 3 quarter notes per measure). It's like saying "why don't we just call all dogs 'small wolves'?" Sure, mathematically they might look equivalent, but try telling that to a conductor when you're playing a waltz instead of a jig! The beauty of music is that these "unsimplified fractions" create entirely different emotional experiences. Math and art collide in the most delightful way!

Function Composition Of Cat

Function Composition Of Cat
This is peak mathematical humor right here! The notation "f(Cat(cat))" is a brilliant play on function composition in math. In mathematics, when we write f(g(x)), it means applying function g to x first, then applying function f to the result. Here, we have a function "Cat" applied to a "cat," and then function "f" applied to that result—visually represented by a zoomed-in version of the same cat! It's essentially saying "the derivative of cat is bigger cat." The creator deserves a Fields Medal for this purrfect mathematical visualization.