Cocktail Memes

Billions spent smashing particles together at near-light speeds, and what do we get? A piña colada joke. The Large Hadron Collider—humanity's most expensive physics experiment—reduced to a cocktail pun. Somewhere, Higgs is sobbing into his Nobel Prize while graduate students snicker in the break room. Next time your tax dollars fund fundamental research, remember: it was all for this glorious dad joke. At least the cocktail looks refreshing... unlike the funding situation for most physics departments.