Coastline Memes

Behold the mathematical trickery of coastlines! Purple countries have exactly ZERO meters of coastline (landlocked nations), while yellow countries have INFINITY meters! This isn't a geography error—it's the mind-bending Coastline Paradox in action! Measure a coastline with a 1-kilometer ruler, you get one number. Use a 1-meter ruler that catches all the tiny inlets? The measurement explodes! Go microscopic and it approaches infinity because coastlines are essentially fractal in nature! Mother Nature: "You want to measure me? Good luck with that, puny humans!" *maniacal scientist cackle*